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25 August 2006 @ 02:19 pm
lloyd yo: getting this cellphone activated is a pain in the ass
laIalala Lola: omg
laIalala Lola: speaking of anal pain
lloyd yo: ...
laIalala Lola: i saw a childrens night light at kroger that looked JUST LIKE A BUTTPLUG
lloyd yo: hahahahahaha
02 July 2006 @ 08:52 pm
aim conversationalist: man, my pubic hair is itchin' so much
aim conversationalist: I know I shouldn't tell you this but I don't know what is up
aim conversationalist: and don't tell me to shower because I shower everyday
aim conversationalist: EVERY DAY
21 March 2006 @ 05:32 pm

Morals make me sad.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: 'RENT' OST - Out Tonight
20 March 2006 @ 10:54 pm
stupid_drawings: so the brine shimp says to the guy, he says "Mabel, you's a looka but you ain't got no teeth"
emmlaar: Lol!
stupid_drawings: and that's how timmy got a wagon
emmlaara: and that's why mommy and daddy sleep in seperate bedrooms now
stupid_drawings: you see, katie, when two people love each other very much, sometimes they make toast. And sometimes they have jam on their toast. But other times they like really weird things on their toast, like plastic and hot sauce
emmlaar: and sometimes it sounds like daddy toast is making mommy toast cry
emmlaarand i wonder why we don't get more visitors because someone is always yelling "i'm coming!"
emmlaar: RDRR
stupid_drawings: but don't worry, when mommy has bruises it's not because of toast, it's because she didn't know her place
emmlaar: *spits tobacco*
emmlaar: yep
emmlaar: i reckon
stupid_drawings: go out on this road. take a left where old sturgis usually stands. then turn left where the old church used to be. take another left a quarter mile before the shell station
emmlaar: the S in the sign doesn't light up, so fortunately we can just say "the Shell in front of the tire fire"
emmlaar: the church ladies don't care for it much though
stupid_drawings: heh
stupid_drawings: we'll make awesome old people
stupid_drawings: what'll you be when you grow up timmy?
stupid_drawings: old
emmlaar: i want to be a crayon
stupid_drawings: katie, i will help you in you journey to become a crayon

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20 March 2006 @ 12:24 pm

Speaking out against bald, huge-mouthed crazies since god knows when.
11 March 2006 @ 12:26 am
emmlaar: i'd be gay for a meatball sub
emmlaar: interpret that whichever way you'd like
stupid_drawings: i interpret that as "profound and awesome"

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10 March 2006 @ 11:42 pm
wrinkled hermit: you know, guys are on to us
wrinkled hermit: they're starting to realize we torture them
laIalala Lola: so?
laIalala Lola: they still submit to the torture
laIalala Lola: behold, the power of titty
wrinkled hermit: more like the power of vagina
wrinkled hermit: the other pink meat
wrinkled hermit: well, i dunno what color it would be cooked
laIalala Lola: LOL
wrinkled hermit: i don't think i'll find out